The 12 Trolls of Christmas - NEW 2012 EDITION
As the writer and performer of the original song, I decided it was time that I remake this with other talented folks who can actually act all of the trolls (unlike me) and, well, create a version where “Perigee” is pronounced correctly…
That said, I am proud to finally present to you this shiny new version of your favorite Homestuck carol—The 12 Trolls of Christmas!
STARRING (in order of appearance):
Terezi - ( 4 SC4L3M4T3 H4NG1NG FROM TH3 TR33 )
Sollux - ( two 2et2 of 2taiir2 )
Nepeta - ( :33 < thr33 sharp claws )
Feferi - ( Four cuttlefis)( )
Karkat: - ( FIVE FUCKASSES )
Kanaya - ( Six Revving Chainsaws )
Tavros - ( sEVEN PARAPLEGICS )
Vriska - ( 8 spiders spinning )
Gamzee - ( NiNe CaNs Of FaYgO )
Eridan - ( ten empty buckets )
Aradia - ( eleven fr0gs a-leaping )
Equius - ( D —> Twelve rippling hoofbeasts )
#oh no #nope #nein #this was completely and utterly unnecessary #why is this #I mean #now of course I want all the rule 63ed Frollo #gaunt sharp-edged implacable Mistress of Justice #she wanted to be a martyr but Rome fell long ago—she wanted to be a mystic bride of christ but the visions never came #so instead she is this—Sophia and Justita; blind and never-stinting #her flesh mortified and her will righteous #but then #Esmerelda #dancing on the rue de la cite #the love is still terrible and twisted; the shame is still burning under Frollo’s skin however she tries to fisplace it #…but god do I want that story
It was just going to be a sketch and then my hand slipped
I made a thing!
If you wanted to hear a piss-poor Australian accent talk about why Jasey is ridiculous for 8 minutes, you’ve come to the right place! The audio quality is a bit poor, but there’s colourful doodles to compensate!
Slight warning for Language and there’s one mention of Suicide.
But it ends on a sunny note :D
"If I am still alive by then, anything goes."
"At my age I just hope I don’t go to jail."
"And then I put them in a sleeper hold, like this…"
"Only get into a fight if you know you are going to win."
"It is not gambling, it is playing."
"The jaegers should put the kaiju in a sleeper hold."